me: Do you think he’s reading these?
Ace: No
me: Oh good cause I called him a stupid man in this one.
Ace: That’s fine. You can be mad.
me: Ugh, but I love him.
Ace: That’s ok too.
me: Thanks Ace.
Ace: No prob, now go clean up the mess I left in the bathroom.
me: OMG MY POOR DOG SON!!! Please stop having a leaky bottom soon.